Here are Some Things that are True about Job Searching:

1. It is the worst.
2. You will, inevitably, get tired of talking about yourself.
3. Even in casual conversation, you'll start cringing when asked about your life.
4. If you don't cry first.
5. You'll try to have an elevator speech for what you're "doing" right now. Maybe it will be coherent!?
6. If you have 'Bisexual Resource Center' on your resume, it will be the one thing you never get asked questions about in interviews.
7. For a period of time, your "adventure : job security" ratio might be skewed fairly far to the left. That's...actually okay.
8. You'll probably question your worth as an employee and a human on a daily basis.
9. Cover letters are a homework assignment spawned from hell itself.
10. It is the worst.